Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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