At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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