You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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