Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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