Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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