Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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