Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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