I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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