Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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