lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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