There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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