LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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