Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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