I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This is the high leading the old right now
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
