my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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