dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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