Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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