i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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