You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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