my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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