It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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