If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
how drunk are you?
Several
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
