Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
