i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
