haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just had sex on a roof
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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