party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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