So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
handjob tips. give me some.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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