All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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