So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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