We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My breath smells like gin and sadness
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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