i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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