Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We need to get me chipped asap
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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