She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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