Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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