I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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