You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize