I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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