this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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