I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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