You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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