no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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