were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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