There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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