An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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