This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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