I just cut my nipple shaving
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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