i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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