I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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