Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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