I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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