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(678): View more from Georgia

This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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(707): View more from California

why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?

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(757): View more from Virginia

I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.

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(207): View more from Maine

I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7

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(416): View more from Toronto

We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.

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(626): View more from California

my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.

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