Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I party with great urgency now.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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