Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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