She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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