new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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