Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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