is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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